So let me start by saying that I love creme brulee. I have some in the oven as I type this.
My problem with creme brulee has less to do with the dessert and more to do with the restaurants that serve it. Every chef who's worth a damn (and even a chef who is not) should be able to make a perfect creme brulee. It's the easiest of all recipes and - having only four ingredients - it's pretty tough to screw up. Or so I thought.
So what bugs me is going to a restaurant and having their "signature" dessert be the creme brulee. I'm all for having it there to round out the menu. It requires very little effort and is good for picky diners. Because, let's be honest, who doesn't love it? But don't pretend like yours is something special.
I used to occasionally order the creme brulee at restaurants. And then I realized that there is a lot of shit out there. And that made me mad. So now I forgo the custard. Unless, of course, I'm in France. If I'm at a legitimate ritzy restaurant they should really have a unique dessert. If they do not, then I eat the cheese.
I once worked at a restaurant that made coffee creme brulee. It was one of their signature desserts. Sounds fine, right? Until I was tasked with making it and learned that it was made with - wait for it - half and half. They seem to have forgotten that it is creme brulee. When I asked if it was a typo, they informed me that it was to offer a lighter alternative. Hey, I'm all for lighter alternatives. That's what the fruit plate is for.
Shortcuts rarely make food better. Use real cream. Use a real vanilla bean. You'll thank yourself. Just be prepared to always order the cheese.
People have this notion that cooking well is hard, expensive and time consuming. The cost of eating poorly far outweighs (no pun intended) good ol' home cooking. Plus, you'll like yourself better the next morning.
08 July 2010
06 July 2010
Why cook well?
Anthony Bourdain has asked this question. Here is my answer!
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There are basically three types of people whom I've encountered. The type of people who read the question "why cook well?" and scoff because the answer is so obvious. There are the people who wouldn't know a good meal if it came all over their tongues. And then there are the people who just legitimately have no idea where to begin.
I fall into the first group. I don't associate with people in the second group (as being a member of the first group, I can be considered a "food snob" despite the fact that my favorites are not fancy schmancy). The last group are all too often lured into the false idea that only people like Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray have easy and attainable recipes.
I fall into the first group. I don't associate with people in the second group (as being a member of the first group, I can be considered a "food snob" despite the fact that my favorites are not fancy schmancy). The last group are all too often lured into the false idea that only people like Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray have easy and attainable recipes.
For those people: fucking up is part of the curve! You try things. If they suck, you don't do them again. And sometimes even fucking up is cooking well. Because at least you're doing it.
Seriously. Cooking something delicious and cooking up a big pile of shit take the same amount of time. They cost the same amount (I'd argue cooking poorly costs so much more). They are virtually identical in all aspects except that with the former I am satisfied. Happy. Even giddy. With the latter I am just pissed off and still hungry.
But hey, maybe that's just me. I personally don't like to come home from work, eat a sub-standard dinner with a glass of corked wine, watch a terrible movie and then have mediocre sex. Like with everything else, if I'm going to do it, it's going to be good. Because I'm selfish. Plus, there is no reason for it not to be delicious.
Mind you, I cook every night. I live for the smells, the textures, the flavors, the creativity. I am of Greek and Cajun descent after all, and my family's love of food is no secret. So I know what things taste like. I know what they should taste like. Cooking (and therefore eating) well brings me back to reality after my day churning out corporate bullshit and being worked up over things that have no actual effect on me. Whereas I've noticed a direct correlation between the quality of a meal and the level of bliss that I feel in a given day. So knowing this, why wouldn't I do everything in my power to make it return? I am not, after all, a masochist.
So many of us go through each day repeating the same old shit. There is no real variation in schedule, work or even entertainment. Our assembly-line mentality shouldn't apply to our food. We all need to earn a living, so there are some things with which we just have to suck up and deal. Food is not one of those things. With a single meal, we can transform the daily doldrums into something not only tolerable, but enjoyable. Or, we can sit on our fat asses and whine.
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I submitted this. So vote for me dammit!
http://bourdainmediumraw.com/essays/view/249
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I submitted this. So vote for me dammit!
http://bourdainmediumraw.com/essays/view/249
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